Breaking news: The PM has AIDS!


Unconfirmed reports reaching us indicate that the PM has contracted the deadly virus that causes AIDS. A source to the PM’s family confided in one of our regular contributors about the PM’s status. That source noted that the family became concerned when it was revealed that a long time partner of the PM passed away after a long period of illness. It turned out that this person died as a result of complications associated with AIDS.

Our source pointed out that the PM may have known about his status for quite a while. However, he shunned repeated calls to take an HIV test. As fate would have it, he was forced to do so when he was hospitalized  while in transit in another country as he embarked on a marathon sojourn overseas. It is believed that it was at that point that doctors confirmed that the PM had indeed contracted AIDS.

In the meantime, speculation is rife as to why certain critical matters that required the PM’s presence were either cancelled or postponed recently. It is not clear if these cancellations or postponements have anything to do with the PM’s health. The citizens will have to wait and see.

Efforts were made to contact some key officials to get their views on the implications of this development. No one was prepared to comment. However, an activist in the field of HIV/AIDS education noted that she was not surprised. She said, “AIDS is no respecter of persons. You could be a a prince, a prime minister or a pauper and still contract the virus”. She went she on, “It would be interesting to see if the PM would suffer the same level of stigma and discrimination that all other AIDS patients out there.”

Editor’s note: Given the nature of HIV/AIDS and how it is spread, this could have been a real story coming from any country in the world, including St. Vincent and the Grenadines! But it is NOT! Know your status! Go and get tested!

13 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Shilo on July 27, 2013 at 8:20 pm

    Rumours! Slander!! Defamation of character, all without evidence.

    “believe NONE of what you HEAR, SOME of what you SEE, ALL that you can PROVE”

    Where is the evidence? You know this is trouble? Are you guys serious right now?


  2. Posted by Rosie Dawson on March 22, 2013 at 8:24 pm

    Do you lnow what your status is?


  3. Posted by STEVE_HUGGINS on December 5, 2012 at 1:06 am

    YOU SEXY THING seems to be TOO HOT to hold on this page, frst time. Let’s try again. If the load fails, then simply google the Youtube music video “YOU SEXY THING” by HOT CHOCOLATE.

    So, FETE YOURSELVES, Comrades.

    Hot Chocolate, YOU SEXY THING:


  4. Posted by STEVE__HUGGINS on December 4, 2012 at 10:33 pm


    But . . Lighten up, guys. How about giving an ear to this Oldie Goldie?

    Join me in listening to HOT CHOCOLATE and their song YOU SEXY THING.
    (the my sims version);

    Shake a leg, guys.

    How about Barry White’s take: YOU SEXY THING.

    Of course I know that the Caddy would rather dig “NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP”.

    I used to admire Mighty Angle’s “ME CATCH IT” !

    Now PETER, I did NOT say ‘He ….”

    SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, this is a condition that I most definitely would NOT wish on ANYONE – – – not even my worst ‘enemy’ – – – be (s)he Captain, C(r)ook, or King.

    Even, perhaps , , , . a prime minister . . .? Uhmmmmm . . .

    The sobering factoid is thar HIV/AIDS or Aids Related Complex (ARC) diseases are objectively caused and or transmitted primarily by TRIANGULAR relationships. Of course, there is the objective disproportionately high incidences among the homosexual practitioners which the politically correct would bully us not to even acknowledge nowadays. But meanwhile people are acutely suffering, and precipitately dying.

    Yes, it truly takes TWO to TANGO, and THREE to spread AIDS.

    Auto-immunological diseases syndrome is a REAL KILLER, guys. So CONTROL your appetites and causative emotions.

    FULLY grow up and MATURE socio-emotionally. Stop being muling infants stubbornly biting on (sexual) charcoals.

    HIV / AIDS / ARC are no repectors of persons. Though somewhat sensational yet absolutely tease-ish, this scintilllating article has helped to capture our interest and attention for 2012 WORLD AIDS DAY and properly focus our minds on the seriousness of the CURSE that is AIDS/HIV in our Eastern Caribbean society.

    CARICOM is far too small to sustain the STILL CURRENTLY EXTREMELY HIGH HIV LEVELS, or incidences of the excruciating diseases in our midst.

    DESPITE the recent loudly proclaimed “decrease” in numbers of NEW CASES, SVG at the present HIV-AIDS levels of infection will be profoundly decimated in the medium-term future.

    Our State’s quite small population cannot for long sustain these tragic ravages of AIDS. This impels drastic lifestyle changes. Just bear in mind that it takes two to tango, but three to contract HIV. Anyone for continued triangular relationships? I remember that Bobados SPOOGE song: TAKE WARNING, YUH BETTER TAKE WARNING, YUH BETTER DO GOOD.

    Imagine that it takes this horrendous pandemic scourge of AIDS to seriously caution us to prudently reconsider our human lifestyles and perhaps make adroit amends.

    BUT, I still enjoy singaloning with HOT CHOCOLATE’s still catchy (?) piece, “YOU SEXY THING”. . . .
    E-mail contact:


  5. Posted by Ricardo Francis on December 3, 2012 at 7:24 pm

    I am of the view that this is a well- designed political distraction to accommodate the wheels of motion behind the pharoah and behind the political corruption and the nations’ destruction. It is only, in some jurisdication like SVG where speculations and reports of this type will be litigated. In North America, this type of reporting about a political figure are norms in the press on a daily basis. Who is the architect of this reporting? I have heard this so many times before reading it here. The question is simply: WHY NOW ?


  6. Posted by sandra browne on December 1, 2012 at 7:37 pm

    this is strange!


  7. Posted by Augustine on December 1, 2012 at 3:05 pm

    not gonna comment on that…no 1 gnna sue me..i need to see confirmation


  8. Posted by keen observer on December 1, 2012 at 11:57 am

    what a law suit coming up! Mudda wuk all yo real brave.


  9. Posted by Peter on December 1, 2012 at 9:15 am

    Does it cause boils on the bollocks or cucumber heal?


  10. Vincy Kallaloo, You are a complete asshole, you fucking wimp, why don’t you come forward and show your true colors, I hope the P.M CAN TRACK YOU DOWN AND SUE YOUR ASS, YOU DUMB COUNT!!!!


    • Posted by KS784 on December 3, 2012 at 4:36 pm

      Which P.M Caddy?. Do you know of a PM somewhere in this condition?. ………..Editor’s note: Given the nature of HIV/AIDS and how it is spread, this could have been a real story coming from any country in the world, including St. Vincent and the Grenadines! But it is NOT! Know your status! Go and get tested!


    • Posted by Johnny on December 22, 2012 at 12:08 am

      You sure are an angry person!!!


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