Vulgar, cussout lunatic, obscene, fresh, big mouth, vicious, arrogant, etc, these are ”some” of the choice words that are being hurled at me like the debris of a hurricane. Before I address this juicy issue, let me first induce my heavenly disclaimer in the next paragraph.
YOUR WORDS DO NOT DEFINE ME! I am a strong Vincentian woman who has evolved gracefully on my journey through life, I am the sum of my experiences both the good and especially the bad ones; I am a child of the living God, he sustains me, blesses me, and corrects me when need be. ONLY THE LIVING GOD WHOM I SERVE, HAS THE SOVEREIGN AUTHORITY TO DEFINE ME. I FEAR NO ONE BUT HIM! I am confident in my abilities, and though you may ridicule me for speaking the truth, your words will fall like leaves on the ground destined to rot by the decree of mother nature. OK ENOUGH KUM BA YAH, CLASS IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!
Those of you who are labeling me with those choice words above seem to forget that a guava tree does not produce lime, or as we say in YankeeVille, the apples do not fall far from the tree. Why be pissed off with my “rude” verbal style when all of you are more vulgar than me? The only holy mouth Vinci, is a dead Vinci. You political fanatics (especially those in the NDP) are only upset because I am not directing my obscenity,according to you, in YOUR preferred direction. Listen I don’t play by dictatorship rules, I call it as I see it even if you don’t like it; you may disagree with me but that would not stop me cause I will never back down from MY beliefs.
SOCIAL SCIENTIFIC FACT 101. Who the hell could cuss like Vincentians? Calling me rude and vicious (stupse). St Vincent is the first prize winner of the cuss out capital category in the western hemisphere, with Trinidad grabbing the first runner up prize, and the only reason I will give Jamaica the third place is because they cuss for two seconds and then gun shot! To prove my point, please go to any municipal court on a Monday morning and you will see that the court house is FULL and 99.5% of those cases are the result of a cuss out that went wrong over the weekend, and the neighbor couldn’t take it; the poor Magistrates can’t even hone their judicial skills because of the stupid comess overload of cases, I’m sure when these dignified gentlemen get home, the first thing they grab is a shot of strong rum! Isn’t the manipulation of the RPA BILL we are currently fighting against, a sacred 99% freedom of speech cuss out affiliated judicial code, A.K.A. the freedom to cuss yuh ass and if yuh cuss me back an it bun me, ah put yuh in court 20 times; Government officials included?
No other group of people are rude like Vincentians, we don’t trouble people but if you mess with us we are going to tell you how your mother conceived you. So yes, I am just like you. IT IS NOT A COINCIDENCE THAT OUR NATIONAL BIRD IS AN AMAZONA GUILDINGII PARROT (no disrespect to you National Bird), whenever you visit it, that bird never stop prattling, especially if you mess with it! I have always stated that I am grateful to God my Country is small, because if we were larger we would be on the United Nation’s endangered people’s list because of our NATIONAL MOUTH! Please NDP fanatics, don’t be so appalled by your delusional perception of my verbal rudeness, because all yuh mo rude than me, y’all just mad because I ain’t cussing your enemies, instead I’m giving y’all a piece of my mind. You are not going to win the next election with your scandalous attitude you know.
I CRITICIZE THE NDP BECAUSE INSTEAD OF YOU GUYS COMING UP WITH A POTENT PROGRAM TO REMOVE D COMRADE, YOU GUYS ARE CONSTANTLY DISTRACTING THE PUBLIC AND PHUCK-ING AROUND WITH SILLY FACEBOOK GENERATED PUPPET SHOW DEMONSTRATIONS THAT YEILD NOTHING BUT CONTEMPTIBLE DISGRACE, EVEN YOUR OWN BASE IS TURNED OFF, AND IF PEOPLE DON’T TALK IN RAW LANGUAGE YOU FOLKS WILL CONTINUE THIS NONSENSE UNTIL THE NEXT ELECTION. IT IS A DISGRACE THAT OTHER REPRESENTATIVES WITHIN THE NDP, WHO SECRETLY AGREE WITH ME, ARE NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO ROUND UP THE LOOSE SCREWS AND ELEMENTARY NONSENSE BEHAVIOR OF SOME OF THE ELEMENTS IN THE PARTY, USING A MORE “UN-VINCI” DIPLOMATIC LANGUAGE; OBVIOUSLY DIPLOMACY IS NOT MY STRONG SUIT, AND I AM NOT A MEMBER OF GOVERNMENT SO I DON’T CARE!
WHO AMONG YOU IS BRAVE ENOUGH TO DO THE RIGHT THING AND CHALLENGE YOU ENOUGH TO WIN? THAT MEMBER WILL HAVE TO BE A MAVERICK WITH SUPREME CONFIDENCE, BECAUSE YOU WILL CANNIBALISE AND SOCIALLY DESTROY THEM, AND HE OR SHE WOULD NEED THE STRENGTH OF GOD TO RESIST YOUR SLAUGHTER. NDP WITH YOUR INTERNALLY AGGRESSIVE ATTITUDE TOWARDS PEOPLE WHO DO NOT FOLLOW YOUR LOOSING PATH, AND BY YOUR VICIOUS PERSONAL ATTACKS ON THOSE WHO DARE TO CRITIQUE YOUR PROFESSIONAL FLAWS, YOU ARE ISOLATING AND OPPRESSING THE BEST AND BRIGHTEST AMONGST YOU, AND D COMRADE LOVES IT! HOW ARE THESE ANTICS WORKING FOR YOU? I WILL CONTINUE TO WRITE THE HARD TRUTH UNTIL YOU CLEAN UP YOUR ACTS. WHEN YOU DO, THEN YOU WOULD LOVE MY WRITING AND CELEBRATE MY NUCLEAR ASSAULT ON THE COMRADE! THE POWER OF WORDS IS INCREDIBLE!
Please stop blowing up my message box with nonsense, although some of you are RUDELY funny( I have a few seconds at work now so I decided to write this love letter to you), but I am a not taking your comments personal and none of you can cut my ass! Please discipline your undignified “Senator” gone wild, she has great potential but right now she seems to be auditioning via the internet for the next block buster movie right under your noses, and that performance is enough to render the NDP null and void! She’s the one creating a traffic jam of lawsuits to jail rude mouth Ministers; but I don’t blame her because if somebody fresh enough to call me a butch, AH COMING WITH ME CHOPPIE (by the way the person who called me Fidel Castro in drawers, watch your back)! You folks like to cuss but you don’t like rough house correction!
Anyway, class dismissed and I’m taking a vacation from writing for the comess entertainment section of Vincikalaloo. BACK TO THE SERIOUS POLITICAL BUSINESS OF KILLING THE BILLS AND CLEANING UP THE GOVERNMENT, THAT’S MY SPECIALTY (although the silly elements don’t appreciate my style). JUST REMEMBER, I AM A DAUGHTER OF THE VINCENTION SOIL, AND GUAVA DON’T BEAR LIME!